Being common as muck, I don’t know how the posh people do things, so maybe it’s just my lack of breeding saying this; I really don’t think much of the colour scheme.  I mean, really – burgundy and lime green?  That’s just not comme il faut, is it?  It’s not this season, it’s not St Tropez.  But as I say, I’m just an oik, so chances are I’m wrong.  Well, anyway – if you sign up they’ll give you ten bingo cards free of charge, although it might be an idea to tip the doorman.  People talk, you know.  Once you’ve used those free cards, any deposit you make up to £100 will be matched by Posh Bingo.  We’ll call it a trust fund, yah?

Regulars seem to really enjoy playing at Posh Bingo, in fact they actually seem like a fairly open bunch.  Clearly, someone needs to tell them a thing or two about being a snob.  Standards are falling everywhere these days.  I don’t know, you just can’t get the staff…